Raining should't be a criminal move

The weather machine got stolen! Raine Showers... you need to shove it where the sun doesn't shine, because I am not going to have a non-white Christmas! I will come over there and curb stomp you if you don't give it back!.. That's it.. I'm gonna find you... and I will kill you!! Just kidding lol, but I will steal it back! FIVE DAYS LATER.. I went to your house and you weren't home, so I guess I can cope without snow... If I absolutely have to, but I really don't want to, because I want to ride my snowmobile. It of course is possible to ride my fourwheeler too!! (I really don't know where this blog is going, but I can shut up lol) Yep, I'll just ride my fourwheeler!

The new me...

OH my... I have had a lot of up and downs this year, but the most memorable is what happened this summer:) Won that Autocross in Lacon! BTW Trenten... you need to buy a car! Well anyways... this school year has been going great actually. There have been some pretty cool people that walked into my life and I want to thank them for that. We are getting my grandparents moved into their new house, because the original one got hit by the huge one last year that really tore up Washington. I start drivers ed in like 3 very short weeks!! I won't officially, okay yes I will be... the young pup!

Gravity.. you suck...

Day 23: Gravity... I have experienced so much, because of that small, powerful word. It was on a cold day that I suddenly began to walk on the ceiling. I had no idea what was happening, but the funny thing is... was the only one who was walking on the ceiling?! Everybody in my class saw my desk and I start to slowly reach the ceiling. I tried to get out of my desk and stand up, but I just couldn't bring myself to stand up... on a ceiling!! My first instinct was to jump. Why you may ask? Well I thought I would reach the ground that way, and no.. It didn't work-.- So that brings me to where I am right now. I am surviving off nasty juice boxes and chips, because I am stuck here at school... confined here I should say. My parents won't let me leave, because they think that if i go outside the building I will slowly get sucked up into space. They're probably right. They came up with the great idea to wrap a rope around my waist to take me home, but I refuse. I will not be seen out in public like that!! So yes my fellow friends still have to throw up my pens and notebooks, because they won't magically float up like I did...

                                                                                   ~Yours Truly,
                                                                                             Alien Kaylee...

Feastin' like a beast

Well... We kind of have this potluck thing for thanksgiving lupper (supper/lunch). My mom usually cooks the turkey, ham, deviled eggs, and stuffing. My dad makes the corn, mashed potatoes, and rolls (obviously because it's easy). My grandmas bring the pie and my sister usually brings her mysterious platter... let me tell you... its definitely mysterious. My brothers just bring their presence, because they really cannot cook. I don't know why Dustin can't cook, because he was a cook at Didley's in Metamora. I just think he is lazy:p But for me? I can't really cook either so I have my brothers drive me to an IGA that's close so I can buy some food that's already cooked, I take it home and package it like I cooked it;) I would know how to cook, but when I was younger I was always out in the garage with my dad instead of cooking and cleaning with my mom inside #sonmyfatherneverhad.When we sit down to eat lupper, my brothers always go for the deviled eggs! They grab 4 of them and then they get 2 rolls. They get the mashed potatoes and mix in corn with them. That is the only way they will eat mashed potatoes. I personally like mine with gravy like a normal person? Our Thanksgiving lupper usually lasts like an hour and a half and then we all sit around like fat oompa loompa's, because in all honesty... we have no desire to move.

Dear Sammy Kay,

Dear Samantha Princess Rediger,

    We have only been friends for just a few years, but it honestly feels like a life time!! We have made so many memories. Good and bad. I think my favorite memory of us was when we went to Missouri just this summer. Do you remember when we were being pulled by Tom's boat on the tub? We smacked our heads together when we fell of going like 45 MPH. Oh how that hurt, like really bad lol... Sam Rediger you are seriously like a little big sister to me, because I'm taller, but you are older. I love you Sammy Kay!!! Oh my Gosh!! I forgot about the time you sat on your treadmill going like 20 MPH with a pillow!!! Best day ever!!

The portal thingy

What's weird about this is I have dreams about this kinda stuff. So, I'm just going to write about one of my dreams....


I was sound asleep in my bed when I heard some kind of knocking sounds in my closet... I figured it was just something falling down from my over-crowded shelves. I went back to sleep to ignore it, but the next thing I knew is the pounding sounds got a hole heck of alot louder. I got up out of my bed and walking into my closet, but nothing had fell down from my closet. I kind of died a little inside, so I went back to my bed, but before I could make it there... I heard it again. I went back to my closet.. and I heard it again... the hamper in my closet was bouncing.. sounded just like the pounding sound. I moved the hamper and I saw a little handle that was sticking  out from the floor. I opened it, and my grandma was in my closet portal thing??? So I yelled her name, but she wouldn't answer me... it's almost like she couldn't hear me. So I walked in there to get her attention, but she still couldn't hear me. I turned around and noticed my whole entire family in there... plus me! Its like I was just visiting them. My family was arguing? It felt like deja vu, like I remember that fight just happened. They were all just sitting around yelling and harping. I couldn't take it anymore so I left. I went back to my room, but the portal door thingy wouldn't open... I was trapped...

Then I woke up from my dream, because my dog wouldn't stop barking-_-

EBOLA DOCTOR!!!

Well I didn't go out on Halloween, so I'll use my costume I wore to my brothers Halloween party. I was an Ebola doctor that contacted the disease.

I finally made my way to the old witches door and I didn't realize it til' she answered the door... I really interrupted her spooky movie marathon... big mistake. She answered the door so mean! "What do you want you little twerp". Umm... "Trick or Treat ma'am". Oh I'll give you something to trick over... and all of a sudden a bunch of green smoke engulfed me. Next thing I knew I was an actual doctor... I advanced about 15 yeas in age and I felt like a whole new person.. Freaky right? Wellllll, I walked to my friends after I didn't get the candy and they asked how it went. "AAACHOOOO!!" I accidentally sneezed on them.. my snot made contact with them!!! They just instantly started to bleed out of their nose... oh no. What have I done??

Hudson You Shrunk the Kids...

...How did I end up this small?!?! How did we all end up this small?!?! Hudson!!!! Help!!!... Wait a minute... she can't hear me... great. Jessica!!! Can you hear me?? Yeahhh... Howw didd weee eend upp likeee thisss? I'm not sure!! Lets meet on the floor and try to find the others. Okayyyy!

I tried to work up the courage to just jump down from my over sized seat, but I couldn't. I was too small! I know this sounds disgusting, but i found a little piece of gum on the seat and I grabbed a big ol' chunk of it. I started to climb down the metal pole basically by trying to use the gum as a sticky magnet. I funally made my way down like 5 minutes later. I met up with Jessica and we walked across the great divide of a classroom to meet the others. We found Rylan basically stuck in a pile of gum. We just left him lol... Then we saw Anna... she was going crazy! She was running around in circles and screaming. We tried to calm her down, but it was no use. Then we walked like a mile longer and found everyone else. I came up with the idea to climb up Hudson's desk, but still... that was too tall. Well we all kept on walking and we found a big stack of construction paper on the floor. We decided to find one piece of white paper... well knowing us little ant size people. We could barely pull the paper across the floor, but we some how managed with 3 passed out people and 1 broken leg. I told everyone to get on the paper and just wait there til' she got back. Well every single one of us forgot she was working the blood drive... we were stuck until 5!! Sam passed out, because she knew we were never get out of here, and how are we going to grow back to normal size?!?! Well Santana came up with the perfect idea and said lets try to go to the gym to fund Hudson. Worst idea ever.. We made it down to the gym an hour later, but we couldn't get anyone's attention. Nobody' s. We were stuck... well I noticed that my phone was still in my pocket and it shrunk too!!! I started to text someone, but I don't have Hudson's number!!! Bahhhhh!!!! I called the school.. we were saved... but how were we going to grow???

Stay with us til' next week to find out what happens to the desperate English 2 class...

The Mexican...

I think I know where this going, but I'm going to talk about computers... and how they work. Well right now I'm sitting in front of one. There is this Mexican inside of the computer I am working at. He is like in command of all of the "work" a computer does. Like BAM!! I right a word and... he magically makes the word appear on the screen. He just basically does all the work that the "mother board" does. Sometimes the computer starts to over heat.. that's just the Mexican man inside sweating his butt off!! He probably just needed a break. But yes... that's my method of how the computer works!

Most scariest thing...

Oh boy... The scariest thing I've ever encountered. Probably when my brother was in his really bad accident last year. It was about 2 in the morning when the doorbell rang... "Hello Mrs. Wegstein... I'm Officer Harding. Your son has been in an accident." I was in bed when all of this was happening, but I remember it like I was really there. "He has be life-flighted to OSF about 10 minutes ago..." To remind you of what happened... my brother was in Magnolia, Illinois with some of his friends drinking. Well Dillon had had too much alcohol and he decided it would be a great idea to get on the back of a ranger (which is like a 4x4 side by side farmers use to haul stuff ). Dillon rode in the bucket... sitting on a lawn chair. Dill was wayyyy to intoxicated to even scarcely remember what happened... To continue his story... the guy driving the ranger slammed on the brakes going about 45 MPH. Dillon fell off the back of the ranger, smacked his head off the road they were driving on, and cracked his skull open. Some of the kids that were there were under-age and drinking. The kids that were under-age ran back to the house to get there story straight to tell the cops. They completely lied to the cops. Well when they ran to the house to get their story straight... they left my brother laying on the ground, basically dying... he laid there for about 15 minutes. He could have gone brain dead or even could have died!! But a ticket was much more important than a friend dying...... "Mrs. Wegstein.. will you follow me and my deputy to the hospital? Your son really needs you right now." My mom told me she was about to cry, but I knew she was lying. She was crying as soon as she saw the policemen standing at our front door. I could have lost my brother that night... to freaking underage drinking. He was left there on the ground... dying... so the kids could make a story to tell the cops... to lie.

Dumb Decisions

"Ahhhhh!!!" Do you all see this strange guy goon at me while he was sweeping up that popcorn?? He looked at me and gave me the most wacked out smile." That night I walked home from the theater with my friend Joel. He was my really close friend, but I'm pretty positive he wanted to ask me out. Well, we were about half way home when we saw a shadow from the streetlight of a person... but it wasn't one of ours. We both looked at each other and started to walk fast! He sped up too though, and he was dragging something this time... it seemed like it was some kind of garden tool... like a pitch fork. It was leaving sparks on the road... talk about freaking wacky. We both turned off the road into my neighbors yard, ran into their house, and turned on all the lights. He was trying to scare us, and boy was it working. He walked around the house and I picked up a iron shovel that was by the fire place. He found his way into the house... crap. I ran at him like a dummy and swung the shovel at him... I hit him! I freaking hit him!! He fell to the ground, but I don't think I killed him lol...

   That's how I would do in the situation... Same thing as the people in the movies...

My ideal fictional place

I'm not really into the animated movie kind of fiction, but I do like the future kind of fiction. I like the book Divergent. It's about what the humans and the world would be like in the future. I would want to be one of the factions called Dauntless. They're tough, strong, head-strong, and in some ways heartless. I'm not heartless, but I am tough. I'd be exploring outside of the big fences with my friend Sam. She's tough and strong... she fits the part for Dauntless. We'd have to search for our own food and provide our own shelter. Basically living off the land. It's hard no doubt, but we could figure it out. Create fires and somehow train these wacked  out animals to be our transportation. Sounds like a plan to me!

My strange urban legend:p

Welppp... I am not really that sure what an "urban legend" is but, I feel like I know a lot of them... I'll just take a jab at it anyways!! I heard this one story from my brother when I was younger and it was about a little boy at the dentist. The little boy was sitting in the dentist chair and he had to receive the laughing gas stuff... Well when he was "under" the little boys dentist was a mass murderer. He took the little boy and sowed his eye lids shut and his mouth. When the little boy woke up... he started to scream, but it was muffled. His mouth was sowed shut... The dentist told the little boys mother that the surgery is lasting longer than he thought so it'd be an hour or so more. The dentist walked back in the room and saw the little boy trying to cut the thread off his mouth, but he couldn't see. The dentist snapped... and threw the little boy out of the window... from the 4th floor of the building... I'm pretty sure my brother only said that, because I was going to the dentist the next day and he was trying to scare me. It definitely worked!! I made sure my mom went into the room with me when the dentist was in the room with me. I told my mom why I wanted her to be in the room with me, and she grounded my brother. She was really mad lol...

Hmmmm.. the song that inspires me...

I have a lot of songs that inspire me, but the main one is probably "If Your Going Through Hell" by: Rodney Atkins. The song is basically about whenever you're going through a tough time.. just keep moving and keep your head up high. "If you're going through hell. Keep on going, don't slow down, if you're scared, don't show it. You might get out before the devil even knows you're there." Those are my favorite lyrics from the song, because its just so blunt and straight-forward. I know this song fits older people more than me, but I can really relate to this song. I have gone through a lot in the past few years and I have amazing family to help me get through it all, but I just like listening to this song too. It makes me feel like there are other people out there going through the same or completely different issues.. I definitely recommend this song if you're going through a hard time and you feel like the whole world is on your shoulders :)

Bam!!! My name is Kaylee Ann Wegstein and I was an awesome child born to Kim and Jim Wegstein. (This is a bragging blog and I'm not really that awesome) Last summer honestly contains the only thing I WANT to brag about. I was in a autocross/demo at the Marshall County Sandtrap in Lacon, Illinois.... and guess what??? I won it!! Its basically a demolition derby on an oval track with 2 jumps and a mud bog pit in the center of the track. You can only run compact cars.. that are front-wheel drive. 400 bucks walked home with me that day along with 3 ticked off brothers, because they thought that money was going to be theirs. Welp.. it ended up being mine:) The car I drove was a 94-95 Toyota Camry and it was the heaviest one there. I went up against 3 of my brothers and 18 older, grown men that probably had kids no doubt. Buttt to remind you... I am 14 and honestly not old enough to drive. That's what really made the other guys mad. I didn't care lol... I haven't told anyone this before, but on my feature heat in the autocross... my dad started crying :))) He was in complete shock along with all the other people in that crowd on June 21st 2014. Great Day :)

Oh my, where do I start? This school year honestly started off great. I have gotten really close to a handful of friends really fast, but they are all from my previous years of school here at Washburn. My toughest class would have to be Electronics in Metamora. I only really know one person in that class from my school, but I know like 2 or 3 people from FFA last year. So far in that class, we have rippped apart circuit boards and built a dimmer light system with an LED. That took alot of work from me, because I've never been in that class before. While alot of people have taken that class. Butttt, the rest of my classes are pretty easy so far... SO FAR. No promises they will stay that way-.-