Feastin' like a beast

Well... We kind of have this potluck thing for thanksgiving lupper (supper/lunch). My mom usually cooks the turkey, ham, deviled eggs, and stuffing. My dad makes the corn, mashed potatoes, and rolls (obviously because it's easy). My grandmas bring the pie and my sister usually brings her mysterious platter... let me tell you... its definitely mysterious. My brothers just bring their presence, because they really cannot cook. I don't know why Dustin can't cook, because he was a cook at Didley's in Metamora. I just think he is lazy:p But for me? I can't really cook either so I have my brothers drive me to an IGA that's close so I can buy some food that's already cooked, I take it home and package it like I cooked it;) I would know how to cook, but when I was younger I was always out in the garage with my dad instead of cooking and cleaning with my mom inside #sonmyfatherneverhad.When we sit down to eat lupper, my brothers always go for the deviled eggs! They grab 4 of them and then they get 2 rolls. They get the mashed potatoes and mix in corn with them. That is the only way they will eat mashed potatoes. I personally like mine with gravy like a normal person? Our Thanksgiving lupper usually lasts like an hour and a half and then we all sit around like fat oompa loompa's, because in all honesty... we have no desire to move.