Sissyyyyy!!

One of my favorite mistakes is probably when I started making fun of my sister. My sister is one of those very ditzy people who fall for everything. I think it all started when I was little. She was complaining to my mom about not getting something she wanted. I sat there and sang that song to her, "You don't always get what you want!!". My mother busted out laughing, but my sister on the other hand... my sister back handed me... of course when my mother wasn't looking. Now, she is a mother of 2 and a fiance to someone named Nick Grebner. I still make fun of her, but she is starting to pick up them now haha... This weekend should be fun, because we're going to an auction Sunday. Oh God...

Stolen easter bunny... again

Those stupid leprechauns stole the Easter Bunny again... Woohoo. I guess its my duty again this year to save that fat rabbit. I need someone to help me though... someone strong, but not too dense. I need someone who could be a real helping hand, but not be too annoying or distracting. SAMMY REDIGER!! We could seriously kick some drunk leprechaun butt!! 7 hours later... I can't breathe *HUFF HUFF* "Why didn't we just take my moms car?", I said. Sam just kinda shook her head and passed out, because she was too tired. I need to keep going. I need to get rid of all of the beer, because the leprechauns are too drunk too realize the Easter Bunny isn't an alcoholic and he drives a Prius. The Easter Bunny loves Starbucks and wears ugly sweaters all the time. What is the world coming to???

Play Food!!

When I was little, I would play with my food all the time. My parents never yelled at me for it, because it kept me occupied at the dinner table. I would pick my bread rolls apart and make them look like little army men. Then the peas would be the cannons that would be shot off. The carrots were where the cannons would land and explode, meaning the carrots are like fire. I would have an intense battlefield on my plate. I would also take the extra step to take my ketchup and make the bread rolls bleed. They looked like they got shot. I was a pretty creative kid back in the day... like 9 years ago lol...