Feastin' like a beast

Well... We kind of have this potluck thing for thanksgiving lupper (supper/lunch). My mom usually cooks the turkey, ham, deviled eggs, and stuffing. My dad makes the corn, mashed potatoes, and rolls (obviously because it's easy). My grandmas bring the pie and my sister usually brings her mysterious platter... let me tell you... its definitely mysterious. My brothers just bring their presence, because they really cannot cook. I don't know why Dustin can't cook, because he was a cook at Didley's in Metamora. I just think he is lazy:p But for me? I can't really cook either so I have my brothers drive me to an IGA that's close so I can buy some food that's already cooked, I take it home and package it like I cooked it;) I would know how to cook, but when I was younger I was always out in the garage with my dad instead of cooking and cleaning with my mom inside #sonmyfatherneverhad.When we sit down to eat lupper, my brothers always go for the deviled eggs! They grab 4 of them and then they get 2 rolls. They get the mashed potatoes and mix in corn with them. That is the only way they will eat mashed potatoes. I personally like mine with gravy like a normal person? Our Thanksgiving lupper usually lasts like an hour and a half and then we all sit around like fat oompa loompa's, because in all honesty... we have no desire to move.

Dear Sammy Kay,

Dear Samantha Princess Rediger,

    We have only been friends for just a few years, but it honestly feels like a life time!! We have made so many memories. Good and bad. I think my favorite memory of us was when we went to Missouri just this summer. Do you remember when we were being pulled by Tom's boat on the tub? We smacked our heads together when we fell of going like 45 MPH. Oh how that hurt, like really bad lol... Sam Rediger you are seriously like a little big sister to me, because I'm taller, but you are older. I love you Sammy Kay!!! Oh my Gosh!! I forgot about the time you sat on your treadmill going like 20 MPH with a pillow!!! Best day ever!!

The portal thingy

What's weird about this is I have dreams about this kinda stuff. So, I'm just going to write about one of my dreams....


I was sound asleep in my bed when I heard some kind of knocking sounds in my closet... I figured it was just something falling down from my over-crowded shelves. I went back to sleep to ignore it, but the next thing I knew is the pounding sounds got a hole heck of alot louder. I got up out of my bed and walking into my closet, but nothing had fell down from my closet. I kind of died a little inside, so I went back to my bed, but before I could make it there... I heard it again. I went back to my closet.. and I heard it again... the hamper in my closet was bouncing.. sounded just like the pounding sound. I moved the hamper and I saw a little handle that was sticking  out from the floor. I opened it, and my grandma was in my closet portal thing??? So I yelled her name, but she wouldn't answer me... it's almost like she couldn't hear me. So I walked in there to get her attention, but she still couldn't hear me. I turned around and noticed my whole entire family in there... plus me! Its like I was just visiting them. My family was arguing? It felt like deja vu, like I remember that fight just happened. They were all just sitting around yelling and harping. I couldn't take it anymore so I left. I went back to my room, but the portal door thingy wouldn't open... I was trapped...

Then I woke up from my dream, because my dog wouldn't stop barking-_-

EBOLA DOCTOR!!!

Well I didn't go out on Halloween, so I'll use my costume I wore to my brothers Halloween party. I was an Ebola doctor that contacted the disease.

I finally made my way to the old witches door and I didn't realize it til' she answered the door... I really interrupted her spooky movie marathon... big mistake. She answered the door so mean! "What do you want you little twerp". Umm... "Trick or Treat ma'am". Oh I'll give you something to trick over... and all of a sudden a bunch of green smoke engulfed me. Next thing I knew I was an actual doctor... I advanced about 15 yeas in age and I felt like a whole new person.. Freaky right? Wellllll, I walked to my friends after I didn't get the candy and they asked how it went. "AAACHOOOO!!" I accidentally sneezed on them.. my snot made contact with them!!! They just instantly started to bleed out of their nose... oh no. What have I done??