Raining should't be a criminal move

The weather machine got stolen! Raine Showers... you need to shove it where the sun doesn't shine, because I am not going to have a non-white Christmas! I will come over there and curb stomp you if you don't give it back!.. That's it.. I'm gonna find you... and I will kill you!! Just kidding lol, but I will steal it back! FIVE DAYS LATER.. I went to your house and you weren't home, so I guess I can cope without snow... If I absolutely have to, but I really don't want to, because I want to ride my snowmobile. It of course is possible to ride my fourwheeler too!! (I really don't know where this blog is going, but I can shut up lol) Yep, I'll just ride my fourwheeler!

The new me...

OH my... I have had a lot of up and downs this year, but the most memorable is what happened this summer:) Won that Autocross in Lacon! BTW Trenten... you need to buy a car! Well anyways... this school year has been going great actually. There have been some pretty cool people that walked into my life and I want to thank them for that. We are getting my grandparents moved into their new house, because the original one got hit by the huge one last year that really tore up Washington. I start drivers ed in like 3 very short weeks!! I won't officially, okay yes I will be... the young pup!

Gravity.. you suck...

Day 23: Gravity... I have experienced so much, because of that small, powerful word. It was on a cold day that I suddenly began to walk on the ceiling. I had no idea what was happening, but the funny thing is... was the only one who was walking on the ceiling?! Everybody in my class saw my desk and I start to slowly reach the ceiling. I tried to get out of my desk and stand up, but I just couldn't bring myself to stand up... on a ceiling!! My first instinct was to jump. Why you may ask? Well I thought I would reach the ground that way, and no.. It didn't work-.- So that brings me to where I am right now. I am surviving off nasty juice boxes and chips, because I am stuck here at school... confined here I should say. My parents won't let me leave, because they think that if i go outside the building I will slowly get sucked up into space. They're probably right. They came up with the great idea to wrap a rope around my waist to take me home, but I refuse. I will not be seen out in public like that!! So yes my fellow friends still have to throw up my pens and notebooks, because they won't magically float up like I did...

                                                                                   ~Yours Truly,
                                                                                             Alien Kaylee...