Friday, October 24, 2014

Hudson You Shrunk the Kids...

...How did I end up this small?!?! How did we all end up this small?!?! Hudson!!!! Help!!!... Wait a minute... she can't hear me... great. Jessica!!! Can you hear me?? Yeahhh... Howw didd weee eend upp likeee thisss? I'm not sure!! Lets meet on the floor and try to find the others. Okayyyy!

I tried to work up the courage to just jump down from my over sized seat, but I couldn't. I was too small! I know this sounds disgusting, but i found a little piece of gum on the seat and I grabbed a big ol' chunk of it. I started to climb down the metal pole basically by trying to use the gum as a sticky magnet. I funally made my way down like 5 minutes later. I met up with Jessica and we walked across the great divide of a classroom to meet the others. We found Rylan basically stuck in a pile of gum. We just left him lol... Then we saw Anna... she was going crazy! She was running around in circles and screaming. We tried to calm her down, but it was no use. Then we walked like a mile longer and found everyone else. I came up with the idea to climb up Hudson's desk, but still... that was too tall. Well we all kept on walking and we found a big stack of construction paper on the floor. We decided to find one piece of white paper... well knowing us little ant size people. We could barely pull the paper across the floor, but we some how managed with 3 passed out people and 1 broken leg. I told everyone to get on the paper and just wait there til' she got back. Well every single one of us forgot she was working the blood drive... we were stuck until 5!! Sam passed out, because she knew we were never get out of here, and how are we going to grow back to normal size?!?! Well Santana came up with the perfect idea and said lets try to go to the gym to fund Hudson. Worst idea ever.. We made it down to the gym an hour later, but we couldn't get anyone's attention. Nobody' s. We were stuck... well I noticed that my phone was still in my pocket and it shrunk too!!! I started to text someone, but I don't have Hudson's number!!! Bahhhhh!!!! I called the school.. we were saved... but how were we going to grow???

Stay with us til' next week to find out what happens to the desperate English 2 class...

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