Really dumb state laws...

It is illegal to lick doorknobs in Illinois? It totally makes so much sense to lick door knobs. I love licking door knobs! Better not do it when the cop is driving by my house. I feel like these laws may have come in effect from someone dying from doing it. In Ohio it is illegal to get fish drunk? Did some redneck fall out of his boat and spill his beer. I wonder how long a fish can be drunk for or what kind of stuff drunk fish do, but some how I really don't want to know. In Zion, some how it is illegal to give cats, dogs, or other domestic animals a lighted cigar. I could see that one, because there are people who do it to take a picture... basically to show how BA your animal is. Classy