Stolen easter bunny... again

Those stupid leprechauns stole the Easter Bunny again... Woohoo. I guess its my duty again this year to save that fat rabbit. I need someone to help me though... someone strong, but not too dense. I need someone who could be a real helping hand, but not be too annoying or distracting. SAMMY REDIGER!! We could seriously kick some drunk leprechaun butt!! 7 hours later... I can't breathe *HUFF HUFF* "Why didn't we just take my moms car?", I said. Sam just kinda shook her head and passed out, because she was too tired. I need to keep going. I need to get rid of all of the beer, because the leprechauns are too drunk too realize the Easter Bunny isn't an alcoholic and he drives a Prius. The Easter Bunny loves Starbucks and wears ugly sweaters all the time. What is the world coming to???